Episode 42: Butt Dwelling Gerbil

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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The Heartland Crew kicks off the new week after a night of drinking. The guys chat about maintenance men, murder, and some stupid stuff they did in middle school. Test your knowledge with Fact or Fiction and start your week with a hilarious Maraldo Mad Lib. This episode features @toddmccomas, @tacticaldigs, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @vivalazito, and @jourdynberry. This episode is sponsored by: QuipVisit http://getquip.com/heartland Leesa MattressVisit https://www.leesa.com/barstool

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0:00.0	It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you.
0:04.1	Are we intent to give you a very fine program?
0:07.7	So just settle back, relax, and enjoy the moment, moment, moment.
0:12.1	Here we go.
0:17.4	Welcome to Heartland Radio.
0:20.6	It's Sunday for us, it's Monday for you.
0:23.6	What does that mean for us?
0:24.6	I think everybody's hungover.
0:26.4	Slightly, whatever.
0:27.4	Rollerbladed to work today.
0:28.9	It was fucking awesome.
0:30.6	You rollerbladed the work.
0:32.2	No, they're not in yet.
0:33.9	What I wanted to, it's so nice out.
0:36.3	I went on Thursday to go buy some, but apparently, so I'm used to the Dicks Sporting Goids in
0:43.4	Pittsburgh.
0:44.7	And they have a fuck ton of rollerblades because it's a big like hockey roller hockey.
0:50.3	And I went to, so I was expecting that, getting nice little CCM bar skates.
0:55.1	But I went to this one here in Dicks and all they had was fucking Mickey Mouse skates.
0:58.9	But I did try them on and rollerbladed around the store a little bit.
1:02.6	And it is not as easy as I remember it being.
1:05.7	Oh, you had some trouble?
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