Episode 419 | Unfortunately Taken

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

While Rory is still on the Rock The Bells Cruise, we celebrate Halloween with a little bit of smoke. Demaris calls Mal out for thinking everything he dislikes is gay. Thinking owning fish tanks is gay is crazy. Mal thinks we need to respect sex workers the same way we respected essential workers during the pandemic. Kristen Bell’s wild IG caption got us debating if posting for your anniversary is performative. Plus, a caller wants to know if he was trippin for not paying his girlfriend’s bills, and another voicemail sweeps Demaris off her feet #volume

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.2	The volume.
0:09.6	No,
0:10.1	Warrior now.
0:15.6	The funny shit is, you know what I'm saying?
0:19.4	Even though it's Halloween,
0:38.9	it's been scary out in the streets for a while. Yeah. There's been some scary shit going on. Niggas ain't got no EBT. Ma. What? That's scary. Yeah, that's scary. It's not funny, though. Don't laugh. I'm just saying we got to laugh through the pain. We was taught to laugh through the pain, right? I don't know if you can you see me I can see you I can't breathe
0:40.7	see this is hot boxing right here baby
0:42.0	see I could smoke right now
0:44.1	with nobody be able can you see me Pee
0:45.7	you can't see me can the people see me
0:47.9	press one if y'all can see me
0:49.6	we are back sponsored by
0:52.7	Boost Mobile Unlimited Talk Text and Dada.
1:13.1	Happy Halloween to everybody out there. Happy Halloween. This is my favorite time of the year for a few reasons, baby D. Okay. Well, like what? Well, one, you get to see everybody, you know, all the beautiful ladies and their costumes and... Half-naked. Creativity. Not even half-naked. I think women have been doing a job of getting away from the half-nakedness the last few years.
1:44.5	Everybody seems to be a little more creative now during Halloween. I like this time of year to see all, you know, creatives and people having little parties and things like that. It's my favorite. And the weather is like the best. I'm a fall spring guy. Yeah, I see you got your little camo pants on. I mean, you know, I tried to mix in, you mix in, you know what I'm saying, with the, with the, with the festivities. You know what I'm saying? I had to give them the same palette. Give them a little chocolate brown. This is called chocolate, by the way, baby, Dee. Okay. I mean, it blends it with your skin, so I thought it was It's definitely milk chocolate too. It's a little milk chocolate, a little dark chocolate, depending on what you need.
1:45.0	You know what I'm saying?
1:44.5	So when they ask trick-or-treat, I just got to come to the door like this and just... milk chocolate too. It's a little milk chocolate, a little dark chocolate, depending on what you need.
1:47.8	You know what I'm saying? So when they ask trick-or-treat, I just got to come to the door like this and just, ladies do what they do. They can just bite you. Yeah, no, well, not men. We don't, we're not doing that, but you know. Let's see what you got on today. Who you're supposed to be? Shaka Khan
1:57.8	Shaka. You don't even know
2:00.2	Y, see, baby, this is my problem with you.
2:02.3	You don't even know Shaka.
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