Hello. Hello, Merlin. How are you? Not fine, Dan. How are you? Pretty good. Pretty good.

Now, are you still live reporting live from the floor, even though it was yesterday for the

big Apple event? I'm still here. All the celebrities are around. They're still enjoying

craft services. Dan, I have a week hold. There's something going on in the allergies. So,

I sound really dusky today. I don't. As long as it's just allergies and nothing serious,

I need to be concerned about. Well, I don't think you'll get it, but I don't know. Oh, man.

Yeah, this is the show floor. Oh. Yeah, we should talk about that. What do we got today? We've got

some odds. Hello, good morning. We have some odds. We have some sods. We've both prepared a little

bit for some sods and odds. I think you wanted to talk about the Apple event. Do you wish we

wanted to save that for the primary topic? Yeah, I think so. That could work. I'd be down for that.

I have a lot to learn on that. Oh, yeah. It was interesting. I definitely think we should

care and share about that a little bit. Yeah. I need to learn about that. I was recording

with our friend John Roderick yesterday. I had it up in my iPad muted while we recorded a really

good episode yesterday. That was a very, very good episode. But I did have Oprah in the background.

Just, you know, I had actually turned it off before she came on stage, not because I thought she

was coming on. Wow, Dan. I had gotten bored. Do you always, is it that she's a woman or

that she's a person of color? What is it that makes you want to turn off the TV when people come on?

I would actually say if I had known she was going to come on, I might have kept watching. But

after they started parading out the celebrities one after another after another, I just,

I found it to be tedious. Boy, I hope that's better than it looked.

And I just said I can't do this anymore. If I had known Oprah was coming on,

I would have kept it on just so I could see her giving away the iPads because I understand

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