Episode 419: Put the P*nis in the R*ctum
Cognitive Dissonance
Tom Curry
4.8 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2018
⏱️ 89 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock. |
| 0:05.6 | Hey guys, this is Michael River in Colorado. I just wanted to comment on the masterpiece |
| 0:10.5 | cake shop case ruling. I mean, I do think that the Supreme Courts holding that, oh, |
| 0:20.0 | the commission was mean to this guy and so, you know, the ruling is overturned, but we're |
| 0:24.4 | only speaking in this case. I think the reasoning there is kind of insane and laughable, but |
| 0:29.5 | the real reason they did it was it turns out that balancing, you know, so-called freedom |
| 0:36.1 | of speech like this guy was claiming and discrimination against, well, you know, any protected |
| 0:42.2 | class is a tricky issue and they were like, well, that's hard. We don't want to deal |
| 0:45.8 | with it. So here's our pop out. So yeah, it'll come back sometime, but the, well, well, |
| 0:54.1 | it's not finding. It has already been pointed to in some other cases, or as we're down in |
| 0:58.8 | Arizona, they pointed to what Kennedy said about, you know, this isn't okay, you can't |
| 1:04.0 | do this. So it should be interesting to see how it goes. Glory, old mother fuckers. |
| 1:08.7 | I'm Tom and Keith, so it's thank you from California. In regards to your issue of taking |
| 1:15.5 | the Trump president to more seriously, there's actually a scientific reason behind the fact |
| 1:20.0 | that we can't do that. You see, as it turns out, the human mind is just too fragile and |
| 1:25.3 | unable to handle all the random, chaotic neuron firing and all the rest of it that goes |
| 1:31.1 | with trying to imagine something as eldritchly abominable as the Trump president sees that |
| 1:36.2 | the only thing we can do is picture it as a joke or just not able to handle it. And we |
| 1:41.2 | all start to go slightly mad. Matter. You get the idea. Anyway, glory, old gentleman. |
| 1:55.3 | Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The |
| 2:05.3 | explicit tag is there for a reason. |
| 2:25.3 | Recording live from glory, old studios in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance. Every |
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