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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 416 - Snakes Had Legs

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Here's a episode sure to answer many questions you never had. It's all about making decisions while impaired, reptile weiners, Arbys and how to enjoy fishing! Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I wish I was a game show host.

0:05.0

And now ladies and gentlemen,

0:09.2

but da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

0:12.0

Put your host

0:15.0

host,

0:16.0

host, bah nah da bah baho!

0:19.0

Hank Patterson.

0:20.0

Okay, that was super lame. But I was singing that song.

0:28.0

Uh, da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

0:29.0

I was writing that song, right before I started rolling.

0:34.0

And so, you know, I thought I'd turn it into a game show thing.

0:38.0

Hey, it's happening.

0:40.0

It's happening folks.

0:42.0

Holy shit, I hope you're sitting down.

0:45.0

Arby's is introducing a new hamburger.

0:48.0

Arby's is getting into the hamburger game. You've been warned McDonald's, you've been put on

0:56.5

notice Burger King, your reign of terror is over Wendy's! Because Arby's is coming in hot, coming in strong with a new hamburger.

1:06.0

I don't believe Arby's has ever had a hamburger before.

1:09.0

It's always been roast beef sandwiches, apple and cherry turnovers, curly fries.

1:15.0

And as you list the things on Arby's menu,

1:20.0

you follow that with, knocked it out of the park.

1:25.0

Apple turnovers, knocked it out of the park.

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