Ladies and gentlemen, around the world.

This is going to be to T.K. Kirkland, you listen to the T.K. Kirkland podcast.

But I'm calling you today because you are on the T.K. Kirkland podcast.

And to be honest with you, I forgot what the hell we're supposed to talk about.

So, up, educate me.

It's in reference to my memoir penetrating the business that I'm currently doing a one-man show about going into the adult entertainment industry and how I got into the

and how I got into the adult entertainment industry and how I was in D.C. running and after

hours. I went into law enforcement and then that the situation that led me to go into the

adult entertainment industry. That's interesting. Go ahead. Talk. I'm listening to the same.

What happened?

Well, what happened was I was, you know, I'm from the city.

I'm a popular dude.

I got into male dancing at all the popular clubs.

And then I happened to go into the,

a friend of mine,

I went with him to drop him off to take the police test,

and then I seen all my boys going to take the test.

I said, fuck it, I'm going to go ahead and take it too.

Fucked around, went in there, and passed the test.

Wow. So I passed the test wow

so I passed the test

I'm in the police

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