Episode 415: Heebeegeebees

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Stories From The Week Feds: Mich. pastor posed as teen to lure girls online These taxpayer-funded Jewish schools are dooming young men to poverty Wayne Allyn Root Blames Deaths In Tesla Crash On Environmentalism | Right Wing Watch Indonesia Church Bombings Carried Out by Family With Children in Tow - The New York Times Robert Jeffress, Pastor Who Said Jews Are Going to Hell, Led Prayer at Jerusalem Embassy - The New York Times We Made a Tool So You Can Hear Both Yanny and Laurel - The New York Times Rodney Howard-Browne: It Would Be 'Just Great' To See Government Leaders And SCOTUS Justices Executed For Treason Via Firing Squad | Right Wing Watch Family Research Council head Tony Perkins tapped for religion commission | Trump Supporter Wants Muslim 'Hibi-Jabis' Fired From TSA | Right Wing Watch Trump calls some illegal immigrants "animals" in meeting with sheriffs - CBS News Trump Refers To Immigrants As 'Animals.' Again. | HuffPost Brainstorm or Green Needle? - YouTube 200 dropped wallets- the 20 MOST and LEAST HONEST cities - YouTube How real "crisis actors" help first responders prepare for emergency situations. FACT CHECK: Did 'The Simpsons' Anticipate a Donald Trump Presidency?

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