It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd, brought to

you by Dr Floyd.com.

This week starring Don Novello as Galileo.

This week's episode finds us traveling through the time and space

stream with the most evil of all scientists Dr. Steve

and his sock-shaped assistant fidget.

They are heading to the city of Archetitre in Italy in the year 1623 to pay an evil visit to one of the most important astronomers of all time Galileo Galilei.

Can you believe it Fidget? There are people in this world that actually believe that the

sun revolves around the earth some people are so so what's that word again?

um...

Inouing yes that's right, ignorant.

Nobody in their right mind would believe that the sun revolves around the earth.

And then...

Smart people know that the earth actually revolves around...

Me. I can't wait to find... actually revolves around me.

I can't wait to find Galileo and steal his book called

Dialogue Concerning the two chief systems of the world etc. Oh, I can't even read the rest of it. What a stupid title for a book anyway.

Couldn't you have named it something shorter like Janet and Mark or The Matrix or something else.

Anyway, once I steal it, not only am I going to sell it on eBay, but when it's out of his hands,

I'll make a few modifications to it, then history will change and I won't have to argue with idiots anymore about how everything revolves around the sun.

They'll just all know that everything actually revolves around me.

What do you mean it doesn't revolve around me, Fidget?

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