Episode 413: The Clutch Your Pearls Hour

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Stories From The Week It appears China has stopped buying soybeans from the US altogether because of trade fight China Shunning U.S. Soybeans on Trade Tensions, Bunge CEO Says - Bloomberg 4 things to remember about the North Korea talks - Chicago Tribune Focus on human rights fades as U.S., South Korea pursue North Korea deal Trump Admits To Authorizing Stormy Daniels Payoff, Denies Sexual Encounter : NPR Feds monitored Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's phones Seattle Vacates Hundreds of Marijuana Charges Going Back 30 Years The men arrested at Starbucks are paying it forward big time - CNN What are Poverty Thresholds and Poverty Guidelines? | Institute for Research on Poverty | University of Wisconsin–Madison HUD Secretary Ben Carson's proposal to triple rents for poorest households would hurt single mothers the most - The Washington Post Michelle Wolf Selective Outrage Is More Than Simple Hypocrisy | National Review Trump Wants Presidential Elections to Be Decided by Popular Vote, Which He Lost

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, You Fucking Rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:16.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:31.0	Recording Live from Glory Holes Studios in Chicago. This is Cognitive Dissonance.
0:47.0	Every episode we blast anyone to get to our way.
0:50.0	We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.
0:54.0	20 topics that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political.
1:01.0	And there is no welcome at this episode 400 and lucky 13.
1:08.0	Yeah, this is actually 414. We're skipping 413. Oh yeah, it's anywhere in between floors.
1:14.0	Got to make sure my building downtown has a 14 a and B. That is so stupid.
1:20.0	It's like, oh, go 12 from 14 a. It's like, like people are like birds.
1:27.0	You put a fucking cover over and they don't know what's fucking nighttime.
1:33.0	Like we're just we're so stupid. We don't know.
1:35.0	We're not going to do that in planes. Do you have a being John Melkovich floor?
1:41.0	They do. I'm playing sometimes. I don't know about all of them.
1:43.0	Like no row 13. It's like no, no row 13. It's always 14 or 12 to 14.
1:48.0	You're like 14. It's 13. It's renamed it. You just numbered it wrong.
1:53.0	You can't count your stupid assholes. Now when I've bet, look, I won't know why.
2:01.0	This week we're going to be doing a lot of politics. It's pretty much all
2:06.2	politics and we hope that it's not still relevant because shit travels so fast.
2:12.0	So fast. All right. First story. I'm going to cover the impeachment. Yeah. It's a
2:15.0	shit travel so fast that it's within a week. And we're recording it a week ahead of time.
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