Episode 413 - Eli Braden

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Comedian/musician Eli Braden (@EliBraden) returns to the show to discuss stonks, the Robinhood fiasco, PredictIt.org, The Hustler, Psycho Goreman, more dinosaur butthole developments, Colgate University, Perseverance's upcoming Mars landing and evidence of multiple Mars ice ages.

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0:00.0	Probably Science
0:02.0	Hello and welcome to probably science.
0:13.5	I'm Matt Kirshan.
0:14.5	Hey, Andy.
0:15.3	How are things?
0:16.5	They're okay.
0:18.1	Good.
0:18.7	Have you survived whatever GameStop or AMC purchases you made or didn't make in the last
0:23.8	eight hours?
0:24.7	A bit of me is disappointed that I didn't get on board with that, but another bit of me,
0:28.6	I had work to do yesterday and I knew I would just be, I'd be doing my head in.
0:34.7	And also, I wouldn't have had the guts to invest enough money that even with a ludicrous
0:40.0	multi, many times over inflation, it would have made, like, I wouldn't have got a life-changing
0:45.9	amount of money.
0:47.1	Like, the most I maybe would have risked is like $100.
0:49.6	And then that might have, and then I would have bought in a bit late anyway.
0:53.5	So I might have made like
0:54.9	four or five hundred dollars, maybe, but for, for, and I might have also lost that money.
1:01.8	And I, I don't know.
1:02.7	It's a little bit like, I mean, I, I, I had a bad, bad loss at a casino like 20 years ago,
1:08.5	I want to say, and I learned my lessons. Now I just play $5 blackjack,
1:11.5	which, you know, it's never going to be enough that it really hurts or really feels great.
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