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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 412 - Don't Breed Shame Me

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss can't stop talking about the emotional support horse on the plane, adults who drink Coca Cola past their mid-thirties, how a kid went blind after eating nothing but french fries and Pringles, and Jables is back with one of the craziest "Crime Corners" ever! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

A ladies and gentlemen,

0:05.0

and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross

0:10.0

Patterson Revolution dot com. Who Javes! Javes! We got a lot. We got a lot of...

0:33.0

Whoaaves!

0:36.0

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:38.0

Javes.

0:40.0

We got a lot of messages about that horse on the plane a lot what just people were appalled at it

0:50.4

I mean I was flooded with him after that last episode and I had posted it on

0:55.6

Instagram because a lot of people didn't believe it was real and they went to my

0:58.2

Instagram and they were like holy shit man like that that was real she took a small

1:02.3

pony on there two of the listeners here's the interesting thing saw her

1:07.3

later that day and wrote in they were like dude and they took pictures they were she was in Omaha

1:17.7

somewhere so and they took pictures. She was in Omaha somewhere. So I just walking around with the thing.

1:23.7

Other people had pictures of her walking up to the ticket counter with the horse. Yeah.

1:24.7

So...

1:25.7

All of it gives me horrible anxiety.

1:28.0

I mean, I would have lost, again, would have lost all of the shit inside of my body if if you were behind her no if I was next to her because they you've got to put the animal in front of you

1:38.5

no I mean like TSA right yeah she has to go through the thing yeah. You're already like shoes off you have to take the thing. Yep. You would I think at that point have lost your money

1:50.1

Me? 100%, with her.

1:52.5

If she was in front of you with the horse,

1:54.3

I would have rode it right through the metal detector.

1:56.3

Nope. Taking off the little harness.

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