It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr Floyd.com

This week starring Chuck McCann as Benjamin Franklin.

This week we find our villains that evil mastermind Dr. Stephen

is sock-shaped assistant fidget on the beach flying kites.

They are taking a break from their usual day of traveling through time, stealing

priceless historical artifacts, and selling them on eBay.

Fidget, how do you get your kite to stay up in the air like that? Mine comes crashing down the

moment it goes up.

Why this, the only little fun in the window. comes crashing down the moment it goes up. I see. The kite deflects the wind downward.

Now we're going to live.

I see. The kite deflects the wind downward, creating lift.

Go on.

And then I'm on. And the air, rumbling over the name, and n n n nah nah nah,

and going bahd and the air on the nah,

so fast moving air over the kite creates higher air pressure underneath the kite,

which causes the kite to ride.

Wouldn't it just be easier to use stiff metal wire instead of string?

Then you wouldn't even need the wind.

I must say though this is rather relaxing.

I get so stressed out when that cursed

Dr Floyd thwarts my plans to become rich and famous but mostly rich with him

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