The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. Oh, on the bright side, God, my lips, they're just not full enough enough enough. In my eyes, they're just not full enough.

In my eyes, they're just, they're not big enough.

I just, I want to look, I want to look like a little anime porn star.

And my titties, my titties just have these weird little nippy nips on the tips.

I can't.

All right, let me just go under some knives.

Rata da da da da da da da. Let me just go under some knives. Ratt da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Rippin up my face. Yeah, I'll rip it. Rip it. Oh, now I just look like a mummy. I love it. Thank you, doctor. And you are welcome, Miss Nelson. Welcome to the brighter side, everyone. That was Amber Nelson, Eddie Toons, Eddie Larson. What's going down, brother? I'm Sina John. Samantha Stubbsworth, as always, is with us. And Julia John's joining us tonight. Hello, because I was hanging out, and Cina said, come in the back. Yeah, because this is a very special show tonight. My brother is our guest, our main guest, I guess.

Yeah, you're... What's up, guys?

You're the first brother on the show, man.

All right.

I like being sibling.

I had my cousin on, but, you know, that doesn't count.

Dr. Amir Mahan Gazzonevy. I have a stage name. Let's be honest. I can't be associated with my brother. Doc, how should people like refer to you during the show tonight? Do you like to be called Dr. Gassavi? Do you like to be called Amir? Big Doc, plastic surgeon, Mike Master master? Either one, you know.

I can tell my patients, call me a mirror, call me doc.

I just don't like Sir.

Sir makes me feel like too old.

Yeah, like you're going to cut them up or something.

Now, Dr. Magicans, so you are a plastic surgeon living in the center of America.

You must get a lot of clients coming to you with crazy requests.

What's like one of the weirdest requests you've gotten for a man or a woman, just like from purely cosmetic reasons?

You know, everybody has something in their life that usually bothers them, that, you know,

when you have a body that you look at day in and day out, and you, some people will become

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