Hey folks, I know that most climbers go into the mountains to get away from the scary realities of modern life.

In complicated real world things like run-ins with the law can frighten and confuse you and cause you to leap from your sprinter and run into the night while being chased by a Utah statey named Rulan and his bloodthirsty drug sniffing German Shepherd.

But don't despair. Just like you got over your fear of the internet

tubes and managed to download this podcast, there's a cure for your fear of the legal system.

Dan Markoff is a climber, a normal cast listener, partner at

Atkins and Markoff, and he has set up an email hotline to field any of your questions about the law.

Dan knows you'd rather be avoiding reality in the mountains

rather than facing it in the courtroom.

So why don't you let them help you out?

Email climbing lawyer at gmail.com with any questions you might have. Once again, that's

climbing lawyer at gmail.com. All right. Thanks for your time. Let's get to it.

Listen, uh, where are you playing here?

We're doing the uh, the normal dome, whatever it is, it's terrific.

Oh yeah, the big place, that's a big place. You sold that

2006. We really should.

Look you better get up there before you panic. Those pens are loose.

You're very good.

I have really enjoyed for having them with you.

We'll make it.

I don't think so.

But we shall continue with style.

But we'll be

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