Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 41 of the reform

pub cast your weekly podcast

podcast where our beer goggles prescription has been upgraded to the lens of scripture

I'm your sheltered host less and I'm your bison host Tanner

uh... so I grew up in like Backwoods, Pennsylvania where things were very simple and there wasn't really much culture or like any big city sort of accoutramal and so everyone

hunted and fished and it wasn't really I wasn't really into it, but you know, that's a, I don't know, the lifestyle they lived.

So when I first moved to Florida and, you know, I moved to Stewart Florida and compared to where I lived it was a

city you know it was it was like culture shock and I lived in an apartment complex and everyone in the apartment complex was Mexican and I don't think I'd ever met a Mexican in my life.

So it was a pretty crazy transition. But one day, while I lived in Stewart,

I was probably within the first month that I was there. I

walked outside and I was gonna go it was at night and I was gonna go like walk to a I

don't know into town or whatever and I I looked like I caught a light out of out of my

peripheral vision and I looked up in the sky and the sky was filled with these

lights sweeping back and forth in circles over my head and I freaked out I had no idea what was happening and the sound that I produced went something I'm gonna

reproduce it for you it went like this as I As I fell back onto the stairs that I was walking down.

And I'm like looking up like, oh no no and I had no idea what was going on I

I didn't know if Jesus was coming back or if aliens really did exist and this was

the alien invasion, I was terrified.

So I kind of gathered my senses for a minute and I looked around and I saw that like the

cones of light were emanating from you know this sort of off in the distance.

So I ended up like walking to investigate

what the heck was going on.

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