Episode 41 - Catalytic Cancel Culture

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Buzz’s stolen catalytic converter is worth more than the stimulus check! The cancel culture continues, from Dr. Seuss to a Chicago sportscaster – are Irish jokes next to go? The Royals’ “two-hour trashathon” with Oprah makes Piers Morgan “boil over.” JB watches the Woody Allen HBO doc “Allen v. Farrow” – is it a pick to click? Dolly Parton is “the one good thing in our empire’s twilight” and still the sweetest thing, even when we wake her up! Plus: Dr. Buzz explains quaaludes to little Johnny.

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0:00.0	This music is lulling me into a coma now.
0:10.7	It's gone on way too long.
0:13.6	Way, way, way too long.
0:16.3	It hurts my ears now.
0:18.7	It's supposed to soothe me before I begin, and it's not helping.
0:21.9	And every time I talk to Buzz, he says, I said, are you ready to go?
0:25.4	And then Buzz says, oh, you don't know the trouble as I've seen.
0:30.6	You don't.
0:31.5	You don't know the troubles I've seen.
0:34.6	The hookup to your house, your non-Shitbox, my house, maybe it's still my house, I'm not even sure.
0:44.4	Jimmy Mack's house.
0:46.5	Is he even a lot?
0:47.8	Where are you?
0:49.2	I'm in my shitbox.
0:50.9	Hmm.
0:52.4	So you didn't hear when I go, hey, so Buzz, you ready?
0:56.3	You don't know.
0:57.7	You have no idea what I've gone through in my life to move from one home to the other.
1:03.6	What is it?
1:04.2	Is it?
1:04.6	Well, you know.
1:05.7	You know, you know.
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