Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Mork.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you folks. I hope this is the mood we're in a week from tonight.

I'm not fucking kidding about that. I am so anxious for the first time in my life. I smoked my medical marijuana for legitimate medical reasons.

I don't know about you, but this election, wow, I feel like I'm waiting for the x-rays to come back.

See if that spot on my lung is really nothing or... And it's not just liberals, you know, who are nervous.

It's independence, moderates, sane Republicans, future generations, every other country on Earth, all the animals, the fish and the sea.

There are amoeba under the ice on Mars saying, oh, this could be bad for us.

And you know, it's all about turnout. I mean, who's gonna show up, a lot of black folks turn off. Hispanics, young people, women, will the undecided voters figure out before the election which shoe goes on what foot?

You know, and... Well, that's not enough. The FBI says Americans should look out for terror attacks on Monday.

They said they would do it, but they're so busy with Hillary's emails from 2009.

You know, that...

A terrorist attack that would be such a nightmare scenario to watch terrorists ruin our election after all the work Russia has put into doing that.

I mean, this is... I know this is a comedy show, and I'm gonna try to keep it on that level, but it's not fucking funny.

There is a slow moving, right-wing coup going on.

Media, do your fucking job.

Your phone on us.

The FBI has become politicized. They're calling it Trump-landia.

There's a faction in it that is politicized and trying to sabotage Hillary's campaign because they're convinced that she is the devil.

Now, is it really surprising that guys in a building named after Jay Edgar Hoover have issues with women?

Perhaps not. But we have reached peak insanity here. The Russians are creating fake documents to discredit the Hillary campaign, and the Trump campaign tweets them out as if they are real.

Republicans are trying to elect a sexually assaulting psychopath who is, if not a Russian agent, unwittingly working as one, and people in America are saying, well, it's better than Hillary.

No, it's fucking nuts.

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