Episode 409: Hard Seltzer
Spilled Milk
Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton
4.6 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2019
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Matthew. |
| 0:05.0 | And I'm Molly. |
| 0:08.0 | And this is spilled milk, the show where we drink claws. |
| 0:12.0 | I can't even do a voice like that. I feel like... where we drink claws. |
| 0:12.6 | I can't even do a voice like that. |
| 0:14.3 | I feel like an idiot. |
| 0:15.6 | Yeah, have you ever done the, oh God, everybody knows the name of this but me. |
| 0:20.1 | The thing where you take a picture of yourself |
| 0:22.3 | and it shows you what you would look like if you were a woman or if you were old or in my case like if I were |
| 0:29.0 | What if you're already both of those things anyway have you done it's like face yes and then and then like it |
| 0:35.1 | steals your face and uses it in like sends it to Russia anyway yeah I've done that |
| 0:41.5 | Ash and I did it and Ash made themselves look like a very, very, very fem woman, |
| 0:50.0 | and I did the one that it made me look like a man. |
| 0:53.9 | Okay. |
| 0:54.9 | And I looked so terrifying. |
| 0:58.8 | I mean, I truly look like, do you want to see it? |
| 1:01.1 | I look like a menace. |
| 1:02.3 | We named my alter ego Brett. Nice. Yeah, I mean |
| 1:06.8 | I mean and Ash does this upsetting but nice. Ash does this voice that is the Brett voice. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:15.0 | And it has a laugh that goes with it that's like, |
| 1:17.0 | I'm gonna get ripped bro, |
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