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Spilled Milk

Episode 409: Hard Seltzer

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew.

0:05.0

And I'm Molly.

0:08.0

And this is spilled milk, the show where we drink claws.

0:12.0

I can't even do a voice like that. I feel like... where we drink claws.

0:12.6

I can't even do a voice like that.

0:14.3

I feel like an idiot.

0:15.6

Yeah, have you ever done the, oh God, everybody knows the name of this but me.

0:20.1

The thing where you take a picture of yourself

0:22.3

and it shows you what you would look like if you were a woman or if you were old or in my case like if I were

0:29.0

What if you're already both of those things anyway have you done it's like face yes and then and then like it

0:35.1

steals your face and uses it in like sends it to Russia anyway yeah I've done that

0:41.5

Ash and I did it and Ash made themselves look like a very, very, very fem woman,

0:50.0

and I did the one that it made me look like a man.

0:53.9

Okay.

0:54.9

And I looked so terrifying.

0:58.8

I mean, I truly look like, do you want to see it?

1:01.1

I look like a menace.

1:02.3

We named my alter ego Brett. Nice. Yeah, I mean

1:06.8

I mean and Ash does this upsetting but nice. Ash does this voice that is the Brett voice.

1:14.0

Oh, okay.

1:15.0

And it has a laugh that goes with it that's like,

1:17.0

I'm gonna get ripped bro,

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