Episode 409: "Amused By Idiots" with Ryan Dalton

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🗓️ 25 March 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Ryan Dalton is on this very special episode of TalkinS hit.

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0:00.0	That's all I do is talk shit. No doubt.
0:05.0	You know I kept talking shit.
0:08.0	Mother fuck you damn shit,
0:10.0	bitch.
0:11.0	Fuck you, your stupid hoe.
0:14.0	Tell me just what you know.
0:17.0	You know I kept talking shit.
0:20.0	Mother fuck you damn shit-head bitch.
0:22.0	I talked the shit till I'm old. Mother fuck you damn shit, hit bitch.
0:23.0	I talk the shit till I'm old.
0:25.0	So what the fuck you bitch, goddamn assholes.
0:28.0	Yeah, fuck you.
0:31.0	Hey everybody, welcome to talking shit. My name is Eddie Ift. I'm the host of this wonderful
0:35.0	establishment that has become the I don't know I feel like we're about as big as Letterman,
0:41.5	the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon.
0:43.3	I mean, we've been doing it a lot longer than Jimmy Fallon.
0:45.7	He has a lot less experience, skill, looks.
0:49.2	We drink more than he does. I think he fake drinks on the show
0:54.3	I don't believe that's real beer when they're playing beer pong at all I don't because I know they can't so I hate that
0:59.4	Liars frauds that guy that was talking into the shibs Mike is Ryan Dalton
1:07.1	Straight out of Cleveland biggest thing since Drew Carey
1:12.0	He is here as my guest with Jason Hour as always, but we are before we get into the show I just want to mention that we do have a sponsor tonight. We have a sponsor that I don't know who it is.
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