You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast.

And now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

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You're listening to another episode of the Co-main event Mixed Martial Arts podcast.

I'm Chad Dundas. That's Ben, folks. We meet here every single week to chop up all the prominent, newsworthy, and hilarious happenings in the world of mixed martial arts. Ben, how you doing this week?

Well, Chad, I took my children to the dentist this morning.

Oh, nice.

That's always a great time.

Relaxing is how I would describe it.

A great way to start off your Monday morning, 8 a.m. down there at the dentist, just getting shit done.

Just taking care of business.

I face though an ethical quandary, and I want to know what you would have done in this situation.

So you go to the dentist, right?

You take the kids to the dentist.

If they have like no cavities and if they behave themselves and whatever, then they give them tokens,

which then can be exchanged in a little, a series of little vending machine on the way out where you can get trinkets and tiny little, you know, cheap plastic toys and whatever.

Sure. I've never seen them deny these tokens to anybody, but they are ostensibly reserved

for like meeting a certain set of goals, teeth-wise.

Now, my daughters, they go at the same time. They get separated in the different rooms.

The different dental hygienists can work on them at the same time. They get separated in the different rooms. The different

dental hygienists can work on them at the same time. And I'm with the youngest one. She needs a little

more oversight. The dental hygienist gives her three tokens. And I'm like, okay, I guess that's,

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