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Real Time with Bill Maher

Episode #408 (Originally aired 10/28/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.115.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Episode #408 (Originally aired 10/28/16) - Bill’s guests are Van Jones, Chelsea Handler, Kristen Soltis Anderson, Michael Moore and Rick Lazio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Mone.

0:30.0

Thank you very much.

0:37.0

Oh my gosh.

0:41.0

These people. Thank you very much.

0:45.0

Please, thank you. Oh my gosh. Welcome. Thank you. I know it's I love you too.

0:51.0

Thank you. I know you have Halloween fever. Who doesn't?

0:57.0

It's Halloween weekend. We love it out here in Los Angeles. Halloween when people get the cake on makeup and pretend they're something they're not or as Trump calls it campaigning.

1:13.0

I got a great cost of this year. I'm going to terrify Republicans. I'm going as a science book.

1:23.0

I think it is rather appropriate that this election is so close to Halloween because what happens in every scary movie? You think you killed the monster?

1:35.0

You killed him dead times and then a tiny orange hand comes out of the game.

1:44.0

Oh yeah. Oh.

1:48.0

Believe me. For Hillary today was Nightmare on email street. Did you see what happened today? Okay. The FBI, if you didn't know, this was all over the news today.

1:58.0

Giant story. The FBI found some more Hillary emails. So they're reopening the investigation. Great.

2:07.0

Hillary's emails are like unreleased two-pock songs. Just when you think they have them all, they found a few more.

2:16.0

And you'll never believe where they found these new ones on Anthony Weiner's computer. I'm not making that up. On Anthony Weiner's computer. No one thought to look among the dick pic.

2:33.0

I spread the email guy. Now, for those of you who are not political junkies, you might be asking why? Why on Anthony Weiner's computer? Because Anthony Weiner is under investigation. That's right.

2:52.0

Yeah, man. I don't bullshit here. No high school dance. Yeah. Anthony Weiner's under investigation for sexting with a underage girl across straight state lines. So the FBI seized all his computers. He is married or was married to Uma Amidine.

3:10.0

Uma Amidine, who was Hillary Clinton's aide. And they were using the same computer, which begs my first question. Why was Uma using Anthony's computer? If you...

3:22.0

One thing she didn't want to go near, it would be his computer. So Hillary's emails are intermingled with Anthony Weiner's sexting. No wonder why she had her server wiped. I'd have it boiled.

3:38.0

But...

3:44.0

But, you know, this... This is the world we live in now. Hillary Clinton's aides, estranged husband is a freak. So we get to read Hillary Clinton's emails. I wish Hillary would send a text to Donald Trump. Maybe then we would see his taxes.

4:01.0

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