Episode 407: "White Mediocrity" with Sam Tripoli

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🗓️ 25 February 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Sam Tripoli is on this very special episode of Talkin' Bingle

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0:00.0	Before we start this episode of Talking Shit Without Microphones, I want to talk to you about my favorite
0:06.7	sponsor in the world.
0:09.8	And I, Jason, maybe you want to talk about them because you probably used one today.
0:15.0	I noticed that you shaved your head.
0:16.0	No, you never got me those.
0:18.0	I've been waiting.
0:19.0	The mailbox every day I checked.
0:21.0	It's called Improv.
0:22.0	It's called Improv. Improv. The ad would be better if you shaved your head with a razor.
0:26.0	Yeah, just go with it. It's called Yes.
0:28.0	So watch this. Watch this. Your head looks like shit.
0:31.0	Maybe if you used a razor from Dollar Shave Club, it wouldn't look like shit. Maybe if you used a razor from Dollar Shave Club, it wouldn't look like shit.
0:35.0	I love I love Dollar Shave Club. My head looks like shit.
0:40.0	Because you didn't use Dollar Shave Club.
0:42.0	Because I didn't use it.
0:42.9	Where are the wet wipes?
0:44.4	Did you ever wonder why raisers are so expensive?
0:46.8	Why are raisers so expensive?
0:48.4	Maybe it's because raisers are loaded up with so much shaved technology vibrating handles all kinds of stuff
0:56.7	at the monitor three blades yeah really I need five blades I get the one
1:01.6	with five plates. Fucking five blades.
1:04.0	Anyway, here's what you do.
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