Episode 407 - The Castration App

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' recent book tour at Fort Bragg, the upcoming trip to the opening of the college football season, Paz De La Huerata's meltdown in court over Harvey Weinstein, how awesome this season of "Hard Knocks" on HBO is, and why castration exists as a sexual fetish in an all new "Crime Corner". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen,
0:05.0	and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution dot com.
0:28.0	J. How's your life? How's your life? J.
0:30.0	Y.
0:32.0	How's your Leo season? Oh, it's great. Isn't it so fun? All the stars are in bloom. Is that, is that what it means?? Yeah I think it's just a crazy it's just a
0:46.4	crazy time I'm feeling off I'm feeling a little bit weird. Gonna be realzies
0:52.2	with you I heard it last night at dinner the waitress said it
0:56.3	What Leo season yeah, and I am such I am I have my finger on the dick.
1:03.4	Oh, is that how, what is it?
1:05.4	The dick pulse.
1:06.4	Okay, I have my finger on the vein.
1:08.8	The vein, the big vein in the dick pulse, yep.
1:12.4	Because my gosh, right?
1:15.0	So she forgot to put black and chicken on Matt's salad last night.
1:20.0	She's like, I'm so sorry.
1:22.0	It's just been crazy, you it's Leo season she did not I died
1:26.5	laughing and somebody else at the table was was a listener of the show too and they were like
1:32.4	holy shit man what you guys talk about is real and I was like well I don't want to say that we're ahead of the curve but we're ahead of the curve.
1:42.0	Oh yeah you basically you heard it here first, folks.
1:46.0	We're ahead of the Dick curve.
1:48.0	Yes.
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