Episode 407 - Peter Carlone

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2016

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Peter Carlone returns to talk high school gyms, trampolines, and found wallets.

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0:00.0	Hi, he's Dave Schumka, and he's Graham Clark and together we host
0:13.2	stop podcasting yourself.
0:14.9	Woe!
0:15.9	Hello everybody and welcome to episode number
0:25.0	4.07 of stop podcasting yourself the first episode of the new year.
0:31.0	Oohoo! My name is Graham Clark and with me as always is a man who was visited by three spirits on New Year's Eve.
0:40.0	Mr. Dave Shumka.
0:42.0	Yeah, he was first he came and he showed one of them,
0:44.5	show me his dick.
0:46.1	Show me what life would be like without his dick.
0:50.1	And it was scary.
0:52.1	Second one was like, uh, this is, I'm,
0:56.0	this is what would be what would happen if you had two days.
0:59.0	Oh, awesome.
1:01.0	Was it great?
1:02.0	It was the greatest.
1:05.6	You're like, how do I live that reality? Well, I can if I repent.
1:08.8	So the next morning I yelled at some kids and I was like,
1:11.8	go buy me the whatever you buy on the first day in the
1:15.6	new year.
1:16.6	Buy me the biggest pair of underwear you can find.
1:18.6	Wait, what was the third ghost?
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