Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late month series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

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Who here has not been groped by Donald Trump?

I wish I could tell you how many women it is we're making accusations, but I haven't refreshed my server in 10 minutes.

I mean, my phone is blowing up. It's a Samsung. That's different.

I mean, you know what? There's a lot of things people don't like about Hillary Clinton, but when she rubs you the wrong way, it's just an expression.

Okay. This...

Apparently, Donald Trump is a little handy.

This is Halloween. I got a great costume. I'm going to glue a pair of tiny orange hands to my tits.

And go as a Trump victim. I think it's going to be terrific.

Of course, some of these accusations of invidelity happen when he was married to Mulani, which is very sad.

I'm a Mulani, a poor sweet girl. She has locked herself in her packing crate and...

Who come out? It's so sad.

But see, the problem for Donald Trump with all these accusers is that there is a corroborating witness, Donald Trump.

You know, it was only a week ago. Right? It seems like years ago. It was just one week ago.

With this news broke Friday, we loved it.

Where Donald Trump was on, Billy Bush's party bus.

Saying, I better use Tick Tacks. In the case I start kissing her, just girl they were looking at.

I don't wait. He said, when you're a star, you can do anything and grab their pussy.

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