It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr Floyd.com.

This week starring Jeffrey Tambora is George Washington and Chris Hardwick as Alexander Hamilton.

Unless you forgot, you'll remember that in our last episode Dr Steve was headed to Philadelphia in the year 1791

to try to steal the false teeth of our nation's

first president, the father of our country George Washington.

We begin this week in the President's office where we find George Washington in deep

thought pondering a decision that will no doubt affect the entire future of the fledgling United States of America.

Hmm, I'm just not sure.

I understand, sir, it's a difficult choice.

Oh, sure is.

Perhaps you'd like to ask your cabinet, sir.

My cabinet?

My dear boy, I'm not about to go ask a piece of furniture

its opinions on matters that will affect the future.

I may be getting up there in years, but I'd like to think that I have a few more before I start talking to an animate object.

Sir, I meant your department heads. You know Knox, Jefferson, Hamilton, and Randolph off your cabinet.

Oh, oh yeah.

Yes, how silly of me to forget that I gave them that name.

When you're the first and you have so much precedent to set,

it's, oh, it's just so hard to keep it all straight I understand sir shall I call them in hmm yes yeah yes good idea a moment after the aid exits in comes George Washington's cabinet of advisors, Secretary of War Henry

Secretary Alexander Hamilton, Secretary of State

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