So no more running.

I am to misbehave.

Shit and your mother!

God damn it!

Son myself into a criminal institution!

Is it any wonder then that I've chosen not to learn the intricacies of an antiquated and idiotic system?

I think not.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, episode 406.

I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and oh man, guess who's on the show with me today?

He's a film critic and author of the book Hollywood Pride.

And fun fact, if you rearrange the letters of his name, they don't make any sense.

But if you put them in order, they spell Alonzo Duraldi.

What's good?

Oh, God.

Well, you know, I'll tell you, I always say, Kevin, that my golden life is to become an answer on the New York Times crossword puzzle because all my vowels are where they should be, I think.

I don't know why crossword editors aren't snapping that one up.

No, what's good is this week has been bananas with the protests in Los Angeles and the

attempts of the federal government to turn them into something they are not. What is good this week

is the support protests that have been happening in red states.

South Dakota. Yes.

Fucking, Andrea, you're, Nebraska.

Omaha, Nebraska peeps are representing.

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