Episode 405: Space Force

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Stories from the week Trump floats the idea of creating a 'Space Force' to fight wars in space Jesus Christianity jailed for Pride Cymru bomb threat - BBC News Catholic Church opposes Georgia law extending time for sex victims to sue | Boston 25 News Pat Holliday: Hillary Clinton 'Is The Head Of Witchcraft In The World' | Right Wing Watch Rick Wiles Suggests Hillary Clinton Was Behind Recent Poisoning Of Russian Spy | Right Wing Watch Right-Wing Pastor Says Removal Of Confederate Monuments Is 'Spiritual Preparation' For The Coming Of The Antichrist | Right Wing Watch Tomi Lahren: Liberals Want To Impeach Trump Because He's 'Too Good' At Being President | Right Wing Watch From Natalie From Aaron From Shane Dreams Dreamer @_enfantterrible: "i had a dream were I was being chased by some menace that I believe to be military police. at some point I they caught up to me and tackled me to the ground and held me down. one of them took out a knife and started carving a word on the back of my neck. it was the word happiness" Tom: This is an Alex Jones rape fantasy --- Dreamer @awesomecanada: "Alright, so I had a doozy of a dream last night. After scoring some weed at my old HS, that wasn't really my old HS, I was walking home in the snow when the night sky was filled with spinning UFOs, all alight and humming melodically. Some celestial beings transported down... And we went sledding down hill. One of the beings, in female human form, got badly injured from sliding into a tree. We took her to my old church basement, where a preteen dance party was underway, where she changed into her true form. A 2-headed octopus creature. Then I woke." Tom: This dream is about your mother. You want to fuck your mother. You need help. --- Dreamer David: I once dreamt about two bread sticks after eating bread sticks and two bread sticks is 11 so I pretty much predicted September 11....... sorry I would have warned you guys but it happened in 2010. Tom: This is also am Alex Jones rape fantasy Who Is Alex Jones? | Super Deluxe Super Cuts

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, You Fucking Rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:16.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:31.0	Recording live from glory whole studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Dissonance.
0:47.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.
0:54.0	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:58.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode 405 of Cognitive Dissonance.
1:09.0	This is a very important episode, Cecil.
1:11.0	This is the episode we announce, the very first United States Space Force.
1:17.0	Space Force?
1:18.0	What's the little song for the space force?
1:21.0	I don't wonder.
1:22.0	It's just a, it's just a shuttle with a pew, pew written next to it.
1:26.0	This should do something really, I don't know, majestic like a death star.
1:31.0	But the problem with death stars, they keep blowing up.
1:34.0	Imagine that is what would happen to our space force.
1:37.0	And they are, they only good at blowing up a whole planet.
1:41.0	Isn't that their like, they're like, that's a fucking, that's a, that's the wrong tool for most jobs, right?
1:48.0	So when you have a, there's a, has a bunch of those tools.
1:51.0	But wait, don't we have slightly, we have a, we have a, don't have just of tools.
1:58.0	We have them all, we just had one all the way down from Bayonet to ICBM.
2:03.0	What, what if we just had one?
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