Episode 404: Funny Not Found
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2025
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Summary
Well, you’d have to be something of a computer fan to understand today’s episode title…and no, I’m not talking about Be Quiet!, Lian Li, Noctua, or Cooler Master! But if you’ll shut up for a second, you’ll see I’m clearly joking, and there’s plenty of comedy to be found in today’s episode. Why, how could it NOT be funny to talk about a parrot babysitting your sundowning parents or a fascist sympathizer making a corny board game? Obviously we had no choice but to “overclock” the funny meter and generate dozens of PetaLaughs per hour! Oh Lois! You’re gonna love this episode! Stewie Griffin.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey |
| 0:04.0 | KS and we're getting crazy |
| 0:06.4 | Mike and Jee |
| 0:07.4 | in the input baby |
| 0:08.6 | two certified players |
| 0:09.8 | with swagriss |
| 0:10.7 | you ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.4 | than this volume of a seat back |
| 0:14.0 | crack the six packs |
| 0:15.1 | to the world wide kings |
| 0:16.2 | of the game we're backs |
| 0:17.2 | Come on |
| 0:18.1 | is YKS, come on |
| 0:20.3 | Drop that seat |
| 0:21.8 | Hey guys, I just got to the point in episode 401 where you ask, |
| 0:28.6 | or you say it's from Dover, Delaware, how that could it possibly be? |
| 0:33.1 | And I live in Delaware, and the answer is worse than you could possibly imagine. |
| 0:39.6 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:40.4 | Welcome to Y-KAS. |
| 0:41.2 | Even if you're in some shithole like Dover, Delaware, I'm J.F. |
| 0:45.0 | Mike? |
| 0:45.8 | Ugh. |
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