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and see why we love it as much as we do. So we are recording this before we go to Hotwife Paloza.

We are recording this on Memorial Day. That's the losers we are. Why are we losers? Because we're

working on Memorial Day. Is that what you mean? Yeah, I've already had three work calls. So at least we're not the only morons working on Memorial Day. There are others. Yeah, I just think most like entrepreneurs just work when they have to fucking work. It's always funny talking to people that have normal like nine to five jobs and stuff. And I like sometimes I'm very jealous of that. But it is funny how

little I can relate to it at this point in my life. Yeah, it's kind of yeah, it's weird. But yeah, we're going to get packed up. We're going to go to Tucson. We're actually spending a day together before we hit the actual event. I'm so excited. It's it's, it's, I'm the most excited about staying at our favorite hotel, our favorite resort.

Yeah, there's a great resort that we go to.

There's a balcony. I'm so excited. It's, I'm the most excited about staying at our favorite hotel, our favorite resort.

Yeah, there's a great resort that we go to. There's a balcony. Last year, I did try to suck your cock on the balcony. We learned very quickly that we can't actually do that. No, there are, no, you can, yeah, there's people beneath. Well, there were people beneath us. That doesn't mean there necessarily will be this time. It just depends, I guess.

I don't really think it's possible, though, because the way the rooms are structured,

because they all overlook the mountains. Yeah, I'm not trying to have our faces like on the wall of the office there that we can't come back. You know, they take our picture and they're like, these fucking perverts are not allowed on the premises of this hotel in the future. Yeah, and it's really fucking nice, so I don't want to get banned.

That would be my goal.

I have no problem getting banned from the lifestyle event for that. I don't think you can, though. That's not a thing. No, I'm definitely going to suck your cock at the actual hotel takeover. Yeah, we've done that at this particular event before. Somehow that doesn't feel that that exciting at this point. Maybe it's just because it's like, I've been there, done that.

But for whatever reason, the vanilla resort.

My brain might just be a little at that exciting at this point. Maybe it's just because it's like, I've been there, done that. But for whatever reason, the vanilla resort, my brain might just be a little fucked up. I know. It's weird. I know. Anyway, I don't want to get thrown out. So we probably won't do that. Probably. Yeah. So that'll be exciting. We also talked about, but I don't think we've even talked about this on the podcast yet. Something that's exciting in my personal life is I am getting some

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