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It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd.

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This week starring Ron Lynch as King Schwarzchild.

In our last episode, the King of a time and spaceworms had decreed that Dr. Floyd and Dr. Steve would fight each other to the end in front of the entire population of time and spaceworms.

Dr. Steve was currently being given a brief lesson in the use of Euclidean battle sticks by one of the time and space worms.

And this button engages the energy knives.

Wow, impressive.

And this one here engages the energy mace.

Amazing, this thing does everything.

Yeah, just about...

What does this button do?

That's the magnifying glass.

What's that for?

Well, if you want to look at something really small, you just point at it and then you put your eye right up to it and then you look through it and it gets bigger because the light goes through it and it refracts it and makes it bigger.

You focus it on the back of your retina.

I know what a magnifying glass does.

I'm just asking why it's on a Euclidian

battle stick. I don't know. Oh I know I bet if you are fighting someone outside you

could focus the energy of the sun through the magnifying glass and then

burn them. Yeah maybe I don't know what it's for. Look, let's head out to the arena.

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