Episode 402: Punching Chad

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2018

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the week White christians are so mad that black christians don't vote for people that actively welcome white nationalists. I have no idea why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Gloria Copeland: No Need For Flu Shots Because 'Jesus Himself Gave Us The Flu Shot' | Right Wing Watch Sessions Has Installed "Religious Freedom" Monitors at U.S. Attorneys' Offices – Friendly Atheist "Traditional marriage" lawmaker resigns after allegedly hiring prostitute Alex Jones: Transgender Rights Activism Is Really About Cyborgs | Right Wing Watch Pakistan court convicts 31 over campus lynching of student falsly accused of blasphemy 11 Hildale city employees resign, at least one because of religious beliefs | KSL.com Kevin Swanson Blames Larry Nassar Sexual Assault Scandal On The Fact That Gymnastics 'Involves A Fair Amount Of Immodesty' | Right Wing Watch

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0:19.0	Hey, I love you guys.
0:21.0	I just wanted to see you this song and kind of family tradition, I guess.
0:26.0	Sometimes I'm mad at something and always have to sing a song and this is the fuck you song.
0:31.0	Goes right there.
0:33.0	Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
0:42.0	All right, thanks for everything you do and have a great show.
0:47.0	Hey, Thomas. These illnesses, Tucker.
0:49.0	The reason guys like Franklin Graham say that Trump is ordained by God is because not only does it allow them to hand wave away all his reprehensible actions and comments, but it allows them to wave away their own.
1:08.0	So Trump says something nasty about a woman.
1:13.0	Well, it's okay because he's ordained by God.
1:18.0	Franklin Graham says something nasty about a woman.
1:21.0	Well, it's okay because he's ordained by God.
1:25.0	It enables them to avoid having to reflect on what's being said.
1:31.0	Hey guys, this is Robert from the Taint of Alabama.
1:36.0	Mobile, your show is a bright shining something in this dark shit hole of a religious community that I'm in.
1:50.0	So, yeah, glory to all motherfuckers.
1:54.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended.
2:08.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
2:24.0	Recording line from Glory Hill Studios in Chicago.
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