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Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Episode 401: Drag Race All Stars 8 Ep 3 - The Supermarket Ball

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Our grand union of queens are off to market to stop and shop for a look for this week’s supermarket ball! LaLa, Alexis and Heidi shop rite, Kandy takes the safeway and Jimbo is covered in whole foods, but our Rochester queens just aren’t serving Danny’s favorite. (Okay, that’s a Wegmans joke.) Jessica’s trip to foodtown puts her in the express line to the top this week, which is frankly a giant surprise. But no bigger than those La Veneno boobs she sports during the lip sync that end up being worth $15,000 each. Price check! Want even more Alright Mary? Become a Matreon (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary) at the Sister Mary level to get access to our thoughts on this season of Drag Race España, plus movie reviews and past seasons of US Drag Race, UK, Canada, Down Under, Philippines and more.Join us at our OnlyMary's (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary)level for EVEN MORE movie reviews, brackets, and deep dives into our personal lives!Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary (http://www.patreon.com/alrightmary)Email: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])Instagram: @alrightmarypod (http://instagram.com/alrightmarypod)Johnny: @johnnyalso (https://www.instagram.com/johnnyalso) (Instagram)Colin: @colindrucker_ (http://instagram.com/colindrucker_) (Instagram)Web: www.alrightmary.com (http://www.alrightmary.com/)

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0:00.0

I love the banana. It gave me very much. So I want to eat a banana in Vegas with a showgirl.

0:22.0

But this, Kasha, this I ate, honey, it looked like a bag of broken rubbers, honey. You

0:31.0

know those colorful rubbers, the cheap ones, right? I think if it just sort of had a

0:35.0

little bit more order, it would have been incredible. It looks like it's for a

0:40.4

three-year-old who couldn't make up her mind on what birthday party to have.

0:43.3

That's what this is giving. This is definitely a birthday party that I would not

0:47.7

have eaten any of the cake. This is just a blessing and a miracle to be

0:54.6

standing here on this stage and be so clear and so present and just have a good

0:59.7

time. In the biggest busting pinata dress, accepting whatever criticism

1:04.2

comes my way. I want to take this opportunity to say thank you from the bottom

1:08.9

my heart and to be a part of this family is such a gift. Thank you for that.

1:13.6

Mary, the irony of a girl dressed as a three-year-old who couldn't make up her mind on

1:18.0

what kind of birthday to have. Reading a queen for looking at a three-year-old who

1:22.2

couldn't make up her mind on what kind of birthday to have is why I watch RuPaul's

1:26.2

drag race. I mean, yes, let's start with JoJo Siwa. Who I want the world for. I

1:41.0

love her. We need to protect her. I know that you didn't watch dance moms but

1:46.4

like we love JoJo JoJo. We love JoJo in this house. I support JoJo and you know,

1:56.4

I mean, I appreciate the she was kind of like Lisa Frank meets Mel Gibson in

2:03.0

the man without a face in terms of what she was serving on that JoJo's panel.

2:06.2

Remember that movie man without a face? Mary, of course. Yeah. I feel like stall. Yes,

2:12.8

that is correct. Mary, yes. That movie was it's a heavy movie and was burned in my mind.

2:19.2

And is that what Jamie Lee Curtis? Did I make that up? No, no, you made that up. I made that up.

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