This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

Before 100th episode, you magnificent bastards. I've been a listener since episode seven or eight. I remember finding your show for the first time.

I was a homicide reporter and just waiting around outside of scenes for cops to talk to me. I remember having to try so desperately hard to stifle my laughter.

You guys have made me almost fall off my bike in traffic, look like a crazy person at the grocery store.

And I just want to say thank you for all these hundreds of great informative, compassionate and hilarious podcasts.

If I can plug my own checkout upstream radio, we look at how inequality literally kills us, how poverty makes us sick, and what we can do to get better. Hope you'll check us out.

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Hey, Tom and Cecil. This is Marissa. I'll ask some a call of the Insighting Incident Podcast and the sister getting out of hand podcast just wishing you a happy 400.

Thanks for standing up for groups like ours and giving me a spot to annoy the shit out of you on your show. Thank you for that opportunity.

And I appreciate everything you do. Glory hole motherfuckers.

Hey guys, thanks for 400 amazing episodes.

I'm sure I'll listen to you in high school and I'll still stuff with my jahosmen as family, but now I've managed to keep your grad school and get my PC and astrophysics.

Thanks for giving me a sand to that, years. Glory hole.

This is Kayla for Memphis and I just wanted to say happy 400. Thanks for the show and for making each week in this political hellscape a bit more bearable. Glory hole motherfuckers.

Congratulations, Tom and Cecil on 400 episodes to celebrate my husband Anthony and I are going to put our genitals in each other's mouths. Glory hole.

Hey, this is Sharon from the Hey, he is humor podcast. Congratulations on 400 episodes of Coddus. No one who isn't a Republican politician has ever wagged their tongue in the glory hole that many times. Thank you so much for this great show.

Jay here from Canada just wanted to congratulate you guys on 400 episodes. I love the show makes me laugh every week. Hopefully the glory hole stays open for many more years to come.

May not hear on behalf of all the people in Australia.

There they are now. Happy 400th show from the skeptic zone, planet may not and Bunga Bunga. You guys have done a great job. May Satan bless you and all its sale in you.

Hi guys, this is tango another proud patron. Congratulations on your 400 episode mark. I can't believe I've joyfully listened to all of them.

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Hey, Tom and Cecil, congratulations on the 400th episode. This is Andy from the Registry Matters podcast.

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