Episode 40: You Want A Ride Or Die But You Don't Bring Nothing To The Table

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

He keeps telling her that he wants a ride or die but he's not brining anything to the table.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call.
0:03.0	Please leave a message after the tone.
0:05.0	Hey, K, hey daddy.
0:09.0	I was just wondering when I could speak to you again.
0:12.0	Give me a call and let me know.
0:14.0	Hey TK is Carmen, baby, how are you?
0:18.0	I know you're busy, but I miss you pop-beak it over there.
0:20.0	Hey, TK, I'm calling you. I was thinking about you. I'm hoping that I get a call back.
0:27.0	Been on my mind. But, uh, you know this is your girl from Detroit.
0:32.0	You guys can get a chance, okay?
0:35.0	I see like him.
0:37.0	Bye. What's up everybody's comedian T.K. Kirkland,
0:41.0	aka A. T. T. T. T. K. Kirkland, aka a T to the motherfucking gay.
0:44.1	T K Kirkland is the philosopher.
0:47.2	T to the motherfucker K is my philosophy.
0:53.0	Hi. What's up, beautiful?
0:56.0	Not much, how are you?
0:58.0	Huh, I'm a tired man.
1:00.0	I know, I'm tired too, but I'm sure not as quite tired as you are because you are all over the place
1:07.0	Doing a lot of positive things. Thanks for calling.
1:10.0	You're welcome beautiful.
1:12.0	So, what's the, now seeing your picture, I've seen the, what you put in the DM.
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