Welcome to the worst bestsellers where we read about copy-paste-it sparkly vampires so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

And I'm Renata.

And for this episode, we read Twilight, Life and Death, Stephanie Meyer.

So this is going to be a slightly different episode than we would normally do, which, sorry,

that makes it now four weird episodes in a row, but what can you do?

We're experimental. We're like cereal.

Okay. We're exactly like cereal're like cereal. Okay.

We're exactly like cereal. Let's move on.

To all of our millions of listeners who know that we're exactly like serial.

So instead of doing our usual book report where we talk about the plot and then playing our

usual games and having a guest on to discuss it without throughout, since we already

covered the bulk of the plot of this book when we talked about Twilight and we've now done

two episodes completely devoted to Twilight, we figured we would skip that and do sort of an

abbreviated version. And instead, Renata and I are going to talk a little bit about the book.

And then later on, we're going to bring in some guests to answer some very specific

discussion questions. By the way, if you somehow have not heard of Twilight Life and Death,

which if you're listening to this, you probably have, because when it was announced, we got like 100 tweets about it.

But if you did not, which is great, by the way, I'm not complaining.

Please tweet at us about all Twilight News.

Twilight Life and Death is the 10th anniversary edition of Twilight, which is a gender-swapped version of Twilight,

where instead of Bella the human falling in love with Edward the vampire,

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