Episode 40: Three Dumbasses

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2012

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Thanks again to Dumbass from Dumbass Guide to Knowledge and Invisible Sky Monster Child porn found on Montana priest’s Nintendo DS Cape Town faith healing event ends in one death and 16 injuries Italy: Man kills 'possessed wife,' spends day with body Gingrich Calls Obama a Christian Who Behaves Like a Muslim More See "Too Much" Religious Talk by Politicians Women Continue To Fill Rick Perry's Facebook Wall With Mock Questions Cameron: Secular Humanists are Imposing Their Faith on Everybody Jury returns guilty verdicts in ‘Holy Ghost’ rape trial Geraldo Rivera: Hoodie responsible for Trayvon Martin's death Private jets, 13 mansions and a $100,000 mobile home just for the dogs: Televangelists 'defrauded tens of million of dollars from Christian network' Clips: Ancient Aliens - History Channel, Billy Madison, Jesus Camp, Newt Gingrich, The Simpson’s, Rick Perry, Jesus Camp - Blue Suede, Lou Reed - The Gun, Some asshole televangelist. Editors note: We may have inadvertently called Trayvon Martin Travon Williams in this show - It is Cecil’s fault, he watches too much NFL. Visit our Website at http://dissonancepod.com for all the links.

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
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0:08.6	One story goes that Greek fire was given to Constantine by an angel.
0:16.7	Now angels are supposed to be these friendly creatures that instill peace and love.
0:22.9	And all of a sudden, we have this one quote-unquote angel that gives one of the most sophisticated
0:29.3	weapons in mankind's history to Constantine, replace the word angel with extraterrestrial,
0:38.3	and we have a very different story.
0:43.5	What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.
0:49.9	At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could
0:57.1	be considered a rational thought?
1:00.0	Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
1:04.8	I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
1:21.3	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:25.5	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
1:49.0	This is cognitive dissonance.
1:51.8	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.
1:54.4	We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence, any topic that makes the news, makes
1:59.4	it big, or makes us mad.
2:02.6	It's skeptical.
2:04.1	It's political, and there is no welcome that.
2:08.6	This is episode 40, if you can fucking believe that, of cognitive dissonance.
2:14.5	We have not been canceled.
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