Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Hey, Patreon. Hello. I was talking to the beautiful women that just entered the door.

Vanessa and Jacelle. Welcome to this is my apartment, not young children's apartment.

And thank you. Oh, that was such a kind, but tonguey kiss.

Brace just faked a kiss again. I know it's because it's that's how you kiss people where I'm

on the on the cheeks. It's a fake kiss. There are girls here. Do not fucking do this to me.

Do not fucking do I will fucking I will off my off myself. Should we get this show on the road?

Yeah, let's take this on the road. Let's go to Des Moines. No, actually speaking of the road.

We're going on the road. Are we doing not see that right now? We are.

Let's tell it to Patreon first. Why not? Yes. Hello. We are we've got we're so excited. We're not two shows.

One in Brooklyn, New York, the home of podcasting. Yep.

We're going into the belly of the beast. We will be there at the bellhouse on March 18th, 7.30pm.

Tickets are $15 available on the internet where all tickets are sold. Yep. But find that link.

Maybe you invited somewhere on the Patreon page. Yeah.

Twitter. Um. Second show. Second show. Philadelphia. We are playing with in the Liberty Bell.

Yes. Also known as Johnny Brenda's. Mm-hmm. In fish town. What?

Which is $15. A PM show. Wait, fish town. Yeah, that's the neighborhood.

Young Chelsea, can I get a is this true? Yeah. What? What the fuck is wrong with?

What? Don't fish town. Oh my God. Okay. So again, listeners, two shows. We're so excited. East Coast.

Hey, my girlfriend lives in fish town. I'm going over to get some pussy. Do you see how fucked up that sentence sounds?

Let me just get through this bit. Okay. Okay. Get through the bit. Okay. So you need again.

Texting you this. Two shows for Kline. Philly for Kline. Uh, the Bell House. March 18th. It's a Wednesday. 7.30pm.

And Philadelphia. Johnny Brenda's Sunday. March 22nd at 8pm.

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