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🗓️ 3 February 2020
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0:00.0 | All right boys and welcome welcome everybody to episode 40 of the Chaluminati podcast |
0:29.6 | this is in a week I think or a week and a half it's our two-year anniversary it's |
0:34.5 | our second birthday Wow for a hundred episodes can you believe that for a hundred |
0:40.1 | episodes for years so many right but only people who are part of the deep state |
0:44.6 | illuminati get the other 160 episodes yeah we're so sorry well of course we're |
0:48.7 | so how it works the other it's a it's a half-secret price yeah are we |
0:55.5 | 160 there's a whole other two there's a whole other 200 but that's just that's |
1:01.1 | just for that's for tall white spectral plane only there's like multiple tears |
1:07.6 | it's like a picture on their mind did you guys see I know you saw Jesse did you see |
1:11.2 | Alex the art the art depictions of Nordics like oh |
1:17.5 | that it looked like people I had to say that I was like seven-foot tall I just say |
1:24.9 | yeah I mean please proceed that's what he says yeah well I'm glad you're in a UFO |
1:33.4 | mindset gentlemen because for a long while people asking no no no no no no |
1:38.8 | this is a really whole episode we're just like let's talk about white people in |
1:42.4 | space Jesse this one Jesse this weirdly yes but in a different context it's not |
1:48.3 | real Jesse this is not real just just okay this one let's see let's find out |
1:54.6 | let's find out of it's real I can just say if you're of the age and you're in a |
1:57.7 | place where it is legal and you have you know it this might be one of those |
2:02.0 | episodes where you might enjoy a lot get a pet just how are you gonna say this |
2:06.1 | to open your mind a little you know I'm saying get a pet for yourself get a pet |
2:10.2 | ferret yeah if you don't know the state where it's legal get get a mongos native |
2:14.4 | jet by Jesse Jesse's going to get his ferret I hope he didn't just leave the show |
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