Hey, this is Phil. Welcome back to the show. I'm here with who am I here with? What's your name? I'm Skye. Oh Skye. Hi Skye. And who are you?

Christian Taylor. Christian Taylor. Fantastic. I've been out of town. So I welcome back. Where are you? I don't remember you guys. I was in San Diego at CPC. Do you know what that stands for PC? Yes, it stands for Christian. Pretty chick.

No. No, but that's what it says on your t-shirt. No, it's Children's Pastors Conference. Okay. Which is actually a specific Children's Pastors Conference because there are a lot of Children's Pastors conferences, but there's only one called Children's Pastors Conference. So they're the big dog. Yeah, they were one of the first and then they're probably the biggest I think. And they do two one every year on the East Coast and one on the West Coast. Oh, did you do the one on the East Coast? And that's where you did your song. Did you do your song again?

No, it was in Orlando. Well, it wasn't just a song. It was a whole special. I did a night. I did a late. It was called Late Night with Phil. It was an hour of comic musings. Well, with Phil and Plinky Pete. Do you need to hear about that? Did it go over as well in San Diego? Is it didn't Orlando? I got a theme song. Then I'll, then I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you. We got a theme song. We had an interesting request. I had a request to do the theme song as Yoda. And to.

Did that already? No. No. He talked like Yoda. And to try to do it grammatically like Yoda. Oh, gosh. Did you prepare? Please tell me you prepared. I tried to figure it out. Yes.

And he doesn't sing. I don't think Jedi. Jedi's don't sing. No. A podcast. It is. What do you know? A podcast. Whoops. Jedi's don't change cards either. A podcast. It is.

So video there is not a podcast. It is. So lend an ear. The Phil Fisher podcast. Here it starts. What? You can't do without laughing.

Talk to Sky. We will. And Christian too. But I guess there is not not for me. Not for you. A podcast. It is. So lend an ear. The Phil Fisher podcast. Here it starts.

That was a valiant effort. I have to say, although you slipped into somebody else somewhere there in the middle. That was a theme song. Fail. No, no, no, no. I give you credit for the written word. Come on. I think the words were right on. It's hard to think about all that other stuff though. Next week it's Darth Vader's turn. He just breathes. Doesn't he? Just snoring. What does he sound like? I don't know. I don't know. I think the words were right on. It's hard to think about all that other stuff though. Next week it's Darth Vader's turn. He just breathes. Doesn't he? Just snoring. What does he sound like?

When he sleeps. He doesn't sleep. His eyelids were burned off. But you can still sleep with that. That's why he wears the mask. It's really just for sleep because it's like it's a sleep mask. Yeah, so he can't actually see anything. Any here's the sound of surf or chirping crickets. He puts in different shapes. Like Michael Jackson used to sleep in. The cocktail. Did he ever actually go to jail for ever? Did he ever spend a night in jail? What did he do? Oh,

never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Let's move along. Move along. These are not the joints you were looking for. Okay. Okay. Um, so anyway, the, yeah, I did my hour of comedy in San Diego. The weather was terrible. Can I just say that? It's like the third time, third or fourth time I've been to San Diego and I've never had good weather. All right. Well, it's just you because every time I've been there yesterday, it was when I got up, it was 50 and raining. And that's pretty much

kind of what it was the whole time. And I realized that 50 in San Diego feels colder than 30 in Chicago because of the wind. No, no, I think it's because of the palm trees. Because when you see, when you see palm trees, your body lets down its defenses against cold. You've spent time thinking about this. Yeah, it's to be why am I colder? It's because I see palm trees. So my body thinks, Oh, I must be so warm, luxuriously warm. And then

cold wind hits you in the face with rain and your body's ice can lead you unprepared for it. And it's like, I want to go back to Chicago where it's warm.

Yes, I got back to Chicago last night. And it was 30 or 25 or something when I got off the plane, but there were no palm trees. I thought, okay, this feels about right.

Interesting. This is good. Palm tree placebo effect. Yeah. Yeah. That's what. Yeah. Palm tree placebo. Yeah. Or a Palmetto placebo, which is a type of palm tree.

That's the tree of South Carolina on their logo. Yes, it is. It's the Palmetto. Do you surprise me with the trivia that you have stored in that little

brain of yours? It's just useless. Do you know why?

It's useless trivia. Do you know why the Palmetto is the official tree of South Carolina?

Please tell us. I'm sure you will. Because one of the early forts that was built out there on in Charleston was

built out of the head available, which was Palmetto trunks. And so they built a fort out of Palmetto trunks. And

when the British tried to attack it, or was it the North? No, it was the British. I think they tried to attack it.

Palmetto wood is very spongy. And the cannon balls actually bounced off the Palmetto fort and absorb them.

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