Episode 40-42: Strip Club Madness

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

So some dumb bastard decided to let Jackie loose in a male strip club on Saturday night. The results? Terrifying. In addition to that, we’ve got conservatives in Lubbock, TX hosting an affirmative action bake sale, two traffic cops were busted in Los Angeles for appearing in a porn video on the clock and in uniform, and Eddie transfers his hate of Scientologists over to Hasids.

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0:00.0	I believe you're on prayer. Oh, yeah, Eddie you got a parade.
0:06.0	Everybody right in the name of the father and the son and the Holy Spirit.
0:12.8	Oh, man. Yeah.
0:15.0	Dear God, please forgive me for accidentally smoking weed in front of that
0:21.3	child a couple moments ago. What if your lady babies? I did not know the child was
0:26.6	there until I got high. And then I thought he was a hallucination and turned out
0:33.8	it was an actual child and for this I am sorry. So I will give you one act
0:39.7	in nutrition right now for you. Oh my God, I'm sorry for my sins and failing
0:44.8	to sin and by choosing to sin and failing to do good. I sin against you in your
0:48.6	church. I firmly intend with the help of your son to make up for my sins.
0:52.1	The love is I should. Pretty nice. Yeah. Amen.
0:55.0	The name of the father and the son. It's in the Holy Spirit. Amen.
0:59.0	Amen. Welcome to the round table of John Madden. This thing is what he's
1:02.5	podcast ever to exist on your iPod. This episode is going to be a real
1:06.4	hoot and a real man. Who are you people?
1:09.0	Jack Zarowski, wing wing. Hello.
1:13.1	And Larsson.
1:15.9	All to make nearly hold in.
1:18.2	Make me a little.
1:19.7	Kevin Barnett, fresh out the shop.
1:21.2	I'm so.
1:22.0	Everyone's good. I'm fresh out of the showers. Well, not quite as clean
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