Episode 4: Peak Hair

You Look Nice Today

Personal Journals, Ylnt, Scott Simpson, Lonely Sandwich, Twitter, Adam Lisagor, Merlin Mann, Comedy, Society & Culture, California

4.7 • 897 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2008

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

"Oh my God: you GUYS!"; Scott sports vomit; Merlin raises a Predator; Scott has a hair theory about ladies who sing; Merlin calls for a National Day of Goatee Reconsideration; Adam moves into the nascent pubic wig vertical; The Boys crave new custom uniforms; Rocket Scientists come up with stuff; Carnation goes to @Remiel.

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0:00.0	Brum, num-num-num-nur-rrrr a-a!
0:04.0	Ah, ha-ha-a-hah!
0:07.0	A-hah-hah-hah!
0:08.0	Mother!
0:12.0	Mother! Oh, it's good to be back. You look nice today a journal of emotional hygiene. I was just five minutes ago covered in vomit.
0:35.0	I saw that on Twitter.
0:36.2	I saw it.
0:37.2	Yeah, it wasn't a part of a spa treatment,
0:41.2	although I'm starting to think that there's some potential there.
0:45.0	You know how like you put avocado on your belly button to make it more live. I think that if you if you if we're able to
0:57.5	collect enough baby vomit there might be some money in in in doing in making some sort of bath or sav out of it because that shit is,
1:08.0	that shit clings to you and it is really really powerfully horribly smelly
1:14.8	it's very aromatic and it's it's kind of like
1:17.8	it's almost like a it's like a fountain of unexpected cottage cheese i was to say parmesan but yeah like a
1:24.5	melty kind of butter and milk kind of parmesan reduction. Yeah like a risotto
1:28.9	without those without the ris. But it smells like a baby's tummy and not the
1:32.4	outside.
1:34.0	Yeah.
1:35.0	Have you ever been barft on by a baby sandwich?
1:37.0	Not yet.
1:38.0	I'm looking forward to it.
1:39.0	You don't see it coming.
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