Episode #4 - Flea Market Kid

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, you agree not to push anyone down the stairs (thanks!), we get a taste of what some folks think is a good first impression in a special Fuckboi Theater: ~*~Bio Edition~*~, I share the inside scoop on those pregnant airline pauses straight from the horse's mouth and my thoughts on open-eyed kisses, beepers and what it was like being a flea market kid. Next week I'm doing a deep dive into the latest self-help book that hug in my sleep: You Are A Badass by Jen Sincero. If you want this book, but you don't have the monies, EMAIL ME! I'll Amazon Prime that shit to the first ten people who do. --> [email protected] (subject line: BADASS BOOK, please include your full name, mailing address and phone number ok theeenkyaaaaw) Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch For all tour dates and resources mentioned in each episode, visit www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Hooray! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads
0:17.0	Hi you guys hello how are you Welcome to the voices in our heads. I'm your host Christina Hutchinson and you are
0:29.3	It's your call to introduce yourself.
0:32.3	Hello to everyone's welcome here guys. Republicans,
0:36.1	hello Democrats, hello people who voted for Jill Stein.
0:41.7	Hello Hillary fanatics.
0:44.0	Hello, die-hard.
0:47.0	Current President supporters
0:49.0	and people who don't live in America
0:51.0	get to laugh at our ways on the international stage.
0:54.0	Hello people who truly from the bottom of their hearts love Mitch McConnell.
0:59.0	Like you really love him and you love his chin. I just want to say that you're all welcome here regardless
1:05.6	of your political beliefs. I feel like that doesn't get said enough and I would like to say it
1:09.6	as a reminder, you know, we got to be connected somehow. We're all muscle and bones underneath
1:16.5	it all, except if people don't have bones, but if you don't have bones you're
1:20.3	on a person, right? Is that rude? There's got to be some person with some
1:24.3	disease who doesn't have bones. And unto you I'm, I hope you get better. That
1:28.9	probably doesn't get fixed, you know, easily. But we have to be connected somehow this us versus them shit.
1:35.1	It's what I like to call toxic humanity. Oh! However, I will I must say I wish I said this on the first episode, but I was real
1:45.0	nervous. I'm slowly getting less nervous as we progress if you've noticed. Thank you all.
1:50.0	But by listening to this podcast from here on out, okay?
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