My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s.

I didn't even know I was in the closet but I did find George Mikel in there.

My dad was the manager of the local football club, but the only thing I was tackling was

a good act of a Christie.

I don't know why I'm telling you about it.

They've only gone and turned it into a series, so do yourself a favour and watch my

awkward years in glorious technicala, changing end screen free on ITVX.

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I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.

We should we should add it that out.

We would go to the bathroom somewhere.

You guys want to talk about boobs for a quick second?

I think my life without television would have been drastically different.

I feel I do it to get people pizza.

Sex in the car is probably something you're not that great at.

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