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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 399 - The Onion Ring Dong Tower

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss how you to properly judge the line you stand in to check out, the type of dude who marries someone from overseas, the kid who won $3 million dollars playing Fortnite, the art of "cubing", and the special request that Ross has for Jessie upon his death in an open casket sitch. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

0:07.0

Welcome to the Ross!

0:10.0

Patterson Revolution God! Blamo, Blamo, Blamo, Blamo,

0:33.0

Welcome to Ross Patterson Revolution.

0:36.0

James, you're on one today.

0:38.0

What are you talking about?

0:39.0

No, no, you feel hot today.

0:41.0

I feel hot?

0:42.0

I'm PMessing. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. All right cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:46.5

You have a little bit of pee blood. No and I've taught I've taught the listeners and you

0:52.0

about PMS on this show.

0:54.2

Okay.

0:55.2

You guys get confused, the men sometimes.

0:58.1

And then that's the majority of our listeners.

1:00.1

So I want to reiterate that PMS is pre-Minstrel.

1:07.0

And that's the fun thing about being a gal.

1:10.0

Yeah.

1:11.0

Not only do you have that week seven days of nonsense. I'll just call it nonsense

1:16.0

But you have a fun four to five days before that. Yep. Of just complete despair and horribleness.

1:25.0

Let me explain it to you in just one story, if I can.

1:29.0

No, why not?

1:30.0

Starting off, starting off hard.

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