Episode 399: Heaven's Gate Part III - Burrito Heaven

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2020

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

On the conclusion to our series on Heaven's Gate, we cover the lead-up to the suicides, the suicides themselves, and the immediate aftermath, as well as the myriad of exit statements that the members of the cult left behind.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, Marcus here to tell you more about our move to Spotify.
0:03.6	This show, along with all your other LPN favorites, is going exclusive to Spotify on Valentine's
0:08.6	Day 2020. That means you'll only be able to listen to this episode, future episodes,
0:12.8	and our entire Batcadlog of shows over on Spotify starting on February 14th.
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0:38.3	There's no place to escape to. This is the Last Podcast on the left.
0:46.8	That's one of the cannonballs I'm starting.
0:48.9	What was that?
0:55.3	Imagine just sitting in an un-a-pello, and he finally got to relax. He finally got to a
1:01.5	meditative state. You're deep in trance. What do you do with your big butt?
1:12.2	Wait, what is that? Who is that? It's me, it's T. I have the drink, but not spale to say.
1:20.8	Wait a second, is that my older member? That's an incredible T. I have so many questions I have to ask.
1:26.8	Do you want to be an alien? My pussy fell out.
1:35.0	All right, welcome to the Last Podcast on the left everyone. I am Ben looking at Marcus
1:40.7	hanging out with Hollywood head reason, Browse Gay. For some reason T has just become the female
1:45.8	version of Cartman. I don't know what that happened. I was sleeping in my deepened pond,
1:52.0	and I got up to go take a sheet. I forgot how shit anymore, but I slipped on my pussy and I fell
1:59.2	in my spacecraft. Really, you slipped on your own vagina. Yeah, it's a crazy shit, a
2:05.2	smirk of shit. Also, that is the same voice you do for Jackie. I just have a feeling you have a
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