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of the Old Crow today. Hey everybody. Welcome to the Lions led by Donkeys podcast. I'm Joe and with me is Tom and Nate.

I don't have a cold open for this episode. And the reason for that is on part three of this four-part series that you're currently listening to.

We talked about crocodiles enlisting in the military.

And gentlemen, in the week since then, I've been trying to come up with a name for these crocodiles.

The best I could come up with is tactodial, which sounds like some kind of awful special forces crocodile

Pokemon that when it was brought to the United States, it had to be censored and the gun was taken

away. Why don't you just call them crockerators or crockmandoes? Those are both better. I'm not good

at this. Those are so much better. Tell us how you doing? I am experiencing what feels like a very slow motion heart attack right now. I am experiencing chest pains that I'm like, should I go to the doctor? No, I'll podcast instead. It's a medicinal podcast. Yeah. I am solo parenting this week. So I'm

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