Have you seen the John Wick movies?

Yes. Any of them? Yes. All of them? Yes. Check out this idea for John Wick 5. This is going to be tough to do with the mic in its current thing because I'm going to have to act it out a little bit. So I'm going to move the mic slightly to be a, I'm in the standing position now. John Wick 5 opens up on like a wide shot of like 20 urinals. You know how they have like a bunch of journals in the airport?

Yeah, yeah. now. John Wick 5 opens up on like a wide shot of like 20 urinals. You know how they have like a bunch of urnals in the airport?

Yeah, yeah.

Wick with his classic suit and hair and all that, standing there back to the camera in front of the, one of the urinals in the center.

Right.

And there's an audible sound of his urine. Okay. Stream. Strong. Yeah, strong. Yeah. Pss. And, like, it's going on for kind of a while. And it's played for a little bit of comedic effect, too, because it, like, lasts a couple beats too long. You're like, all right, this is funny. And then into the frame, same shot.

Into the frame comes two, like, classic Wikian goons. Right. Like, knives out, and they're, like, creeping and creeping up to him. And they're, like, about to get him. And as they're, like, getting closer to him, the stream is slowing. Like, he's about to, you can tell that he's about to finish his his his his piss and he like you know

like how you got to get that last little bit out girls don't listen this you got to get that last

a little bit out or else it's going to ruin next 15 minutes exactly and you're like fucking

finish finish finish because like you need to finish and zip up and see what's behind you

and then as they're about to strike he turns around and you think he's been holding his penis the entire time?

There's a fucking gun.

And it's above, but his dick is also out.

And he's just, you're seeing something you've never seen before, which is a penis flopping.

Because he, we're also using a prosthetic one that's like really big and floppy.

I mean, yeah. Penis is flopping and he all we're also using a prosthetic one that's like really big and floppy i mean yeah

penis is flopping and he just smokes these guys shot whatever the camera angle switches you're looking

at the stalls now which are facing the urinals they all open and like these guys jump out of them

also goons pooh wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow takes them. Eventually some action movie stuff happens. He goes into a stall and an homage to shitting. Right. He shoots from his butt position. Okay. And then flushes the toilet and then he goes and he takes one guy and he, he, the guy's about to get Wick pisses in the guy's face then grabs him by the hair but gets a little bit of

pee on his hand and brings him down in the sink but the sensors on the sink which they've

replaced the for hundreds of years we've been using handles to turn faucets on and off

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