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feeling? Good. I'm good. I don't know if I like the tone from anyone there. No, I'm good. I'm great. Is everyone just as upset as me that there's a no bag policy at WWA games tonight? Oh, wow, yeah, because you were just such a huge supporter. There's a no bag policy? Yep. So if they get it in there, you know what they did. So you can't go to a game with a bag? No. Cracking down.

Like, so if women have a purse, they can't get into the game? No. They do that anyway at games, don't they? That's at stadiums, not usually at arenas. If you think they don't check your bag going to Madison. No, they check your bag, I mean, like, allow bags. That's what I mean. Which is kind of crazy because how did you like, because they check bags.

So how did you miss the dildo the first four times? I keep telling you how they got it in. I know how they got it in. And it wasn't the bag. Yeah, like, if a guy bought it in, he's just going to put it down his pants. if a girl bought it then she's going to do same. They're not going to stop dildos from...

I hope this is not to stop dildos from getting to the arena. No, it is. That's not going to stop. I guarantee you there's going to be a dildo thrown at a game tonight. Breaking. No bag policy has been implemented for tonight's WMBA games in attempt to crack down on the dildo throwers. Um, NBA. This is why y'all are lacking in viewership and money.

Y'all are behind.

No. crackdown on the dildo throwers. WMBA, this is why y'all are lacking in viewership and money. Y'all are my hands. No, they just don't understand. They don't get it. They think that people are bringing dildos in in bags. Well, yeah, he fits the bill. But this is what I was saying. He moved it for fun. He didn't have to. Oh, yeah, for sure. He actually didn't even know that was a trend at WMEA games. He just had it on him. But this is what I was saying two episodes ago. How did they not stop this guy? Like, you know he's not here for the game. And he was by itself for sure.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's the guy.

How did you not? Anybody that buys a single ticket, let's start there. Yeah. Let's start there. Let's go out of out. You got a single ticket for the game tonight. Step to this line right here. Yeah. We've got to take you in the back and give you a cavity search. I even think like going to an NBA game by yourself is a little weird.

And I'm an advocate of to an NBA game by yourself is a little weird. And I'm an

advocate of doing pretty much everything by yourself. I just feel like going to a sporting event

is like a social experience, like you do that with your friends. I can go to a movie by myself. I can go

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