All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Summer months for us lifestylers can mean a whole lot of fun.

Maybe you want to go to a pool party.

You want to check out some of the best summer events, or you just want to get some fun in on a one-on-one or two-on-two date. Cassidy is the place to do all of that and so much more. And right now, listeners of our show can get on Cassidy free of charge for a whole month and make sure it's the right lifestyle site for you. So start your summer off with a bang by heading over to our website, front porch swingers.com and clicking on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. Again, when you do that, you're going to get an entire month of free access to Cassidy to check it out for yourself. We hope to see you at Cassidy.com. So kind of an eventful week. Are you ready to piss some people off for

absolutely no reason? You ready for this? I'm always ready for that. I got booty injections.

Yes, you did. Buying that booty. I said this on a TikTok not too long ago and it already sparked

fucking outrage that like I wanted to do some things to make

my ass look fucking perfect come summertime. And as we've talked about on several episodes now before,

apparently lifestylers get real up in arms as soon as I start talking about anything that is cosmetic

in nature. Well, see, but which lifestylers are we talking about here? Because again, there are two camps of lifestylers in this conversation, as there are in society, right? Yeah, pretty much everything. Every topic. Yeah. So it, so does it really matter, I guess, is my point. Like, do we really give a shit who thinks it's a problem? Because obviously, we're not fucking with you. So it doesn't really matter. At At this point it's honestly rage bait for me. I love pissing people off when it comes to the plastic

surgery stuff because listen, I understand one argument for it, which is like if I was not being

open and honest about my plastic surgery and I was telling you that I was doing everything

through diet and exercise.

And then you look at me and go, oh, I'm never going to look like that.

If I just work out and eat the right things, yeah, that's messed up.

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